Town Hall Steps

[frankie the fish]

Now a lot of you will chuck this report to one side, cos you have all been here before. But lets be honest, those of you who who have not been here, just look at the sky line and say to yourselves thats the venue I want to fish.
Liverpool at its best and some Numpty tellin you the rules you dont wanna hear.
The day was fab, views the way you wanna see them and the fishin wernt bad either. Floyd (Nipper) beat me 7/3 and a quid in his pocket for his efforts. But the day was fine with plenty of Anglers taking advantage of the sunshine. I got a double header, but floyd decided to do some crabbin and caught 2 young plaice to cap off the mini comp (shytebag).
I took a leek, and ten minutes later a Numpty came along and told me it was illegal to take a leak over the wall.(PIC) and how he felt sorry for us Anglers havin nowhere to av a leak He had one of those ZOOOMY cameras that can pick a winkle off from 8ooo yards Cant help thinking that my winkie is in his laffosection
Anyway Nipper beat me today so I had to get a quid outa me pocket
He did enquire whether he would win a reel for our input? but I replied with the usual radio comp entry "CALLER YOU HAVE CHOSEN LUCKY ENVELOPE No 2???" >>> SHUCKS YOU JUST LOST WITH YOUR ENID BLYTONS DESCRIPTION OF A FISH WHEN LUCKY (Phil) NO 1 HAS JUST WON WITH A TWO LINER ABOUT NOWT
STRANGE BUT TRUE, But thats the way it is
XP please assist wiv more lessons about bein obnoctious, Not that I need them, just thought I would make you look good




Can you spot the csamera numpt? NO ITS N OT ME

[lee1317]

well in frankie i see nipper's cast matches your floatie suit i cant belive you took a picture of the numpty you should have launched him over the railings then took a picture

[Big Kev]

Nice one Frankie,and well in Floyd (keep taking your old mans dosh )....that`s defo a sex case with the camera

[martinmoreton]

good one guys, glad i wont be at caldy the way floyd is fishing!

[Shacky]

Nice one Frankie & Floyd

You should have took a leak on his camera

[Tight Lines]

I took a leek, and ten minutes later a Numpty came along and told me it was illegal to take a leak over the wall.

Good job it wasn`t me then cos I leak every ten minutes

[Steve Duffy]

Its a flounder.

[chriswsf]

Dab

[lee1317]

dover sole

[martinmoreton]

rubber sole

[Tight Lines]

Ar-sole

[LOL]

nice report .............like the nippers yellow cast

[martinmoreton]

sole-train.................

[frankie the fish]

Floyd is very inquisitve, he likes to know everything and quizzes everything. If I had launched spacker over the rail, it would have been hard to explain he was ground bait
As for the pic I dont know how he got on there but at least you all know who he is
I must be an attractor for these people, idiots telling me about bogs, and birds nickin me fish

[bigdave]

its not just you mate, nutters, drunks,the elderly, dog walkers,police men, children etc etc all think they have a god given right to talk to us just because were fishing...best defence is to constantly drink from a can of special brew...nobody comes near you....try it it works

this "special brew " trick also works on trains and busses, if you sit and drink from a can ( it could have coke in it ) nobody dares site next to you the whole train can be packed but you will have a nice empty seat next to you...this is untill another git on the special brew gets on and thinks hes found a long lost brother